So many prohibitions... are not good...

Today I arrive at house and I am in the mailbox a letter of the channel of isabel II (invoices) but to part of the facturita and a stupid leaf written by stupid people who say saves water or what is the same speaking in matters of the channel... I did not buy here we do not want its money... does not assume that they sell water? then so that they say that we do not buy aich q country... Good interesting esque left a niñita that I said already "I have learned the number of emergencies of the channel" carooooo if every day 1200 faucets killing to 80 people explode in Madrid... that number is necessary to have we go it. Good and for stupid prohibitions it is the country... what you say of that to extinguish everything to me in the powerboats? if if to extinguish to everything but the jet? so that they do not extinguish the jet since we are... because the jet alverga extremely high a potential risk to have ignited it... and then as it would leave gasofa? AH AH AH! I AM OF LETTERS... Good we imagine we are going to refuel... we parked the car, the radio, the lights, disconnected the tips of the battery for greater security... the burners that we have we put them in pressurized capsules and now he comes "the operative" part as in an airplane... ATENCIÓN WE ARE GOING TO REFUEL EXTINGUISH the MOVABLE TELEFONOS, the MP3 Or SIMILARITIES, LAPTOPS AND/OR OTHER DEVICES THAT CAN CAUSE INTERFERENCES IN the FLOW OF the GASOLINE! And to put the sour cherry final... Grandfathers EXTINGUISH the MARCAPASOS THAT WE ARE GOING TO REFUEL!!... And good if there is to ranimar to somebody he comes a U.V.I and he must use the desfibrilador by Diosss the powerboat makes PUM! nor desfibrilador nor ill nor weno ATS nor U.V.I if it is left a crater in memory of the feat... either you will say your "pa to me" that so many measures as if every day powerboats exploded... And the one of the movil in the airplane I prové to leave ignited it in the one takeoff (you do not ask in as) and did not pass anything. Good that you will already say of the moving bodies in the cars by God enga to me... what they say of not speaking by the movil while you lead... why there is no a law that it prohibits to speak with the meritorious one while you lead? because I have seen michos Civil Guards that that does signs to you with the hand... joe if that distracts... And that you say to me of the moving bodies of now... with videollamada ale that advances... You are leading calls the fiancèe to you...: Hello my girl! - Hello my love How is everything? - Then or you see here leading (the car or is doing eses) Good, I do not entertain that I am going away to buy the Code to you once in a while gives to Vinc (one little of publi...) and my mother says to me that she hangs that the videollamada one costs expensive... - Bond my girl - That you know that you are what but to quier (and PUMMMM!!!!) You finished underneath a truck... But it walks that the one of the GPS not me diras that... At night... you go with the GPS and as it is at night you want to do a little the military man no? and you go and you say you extinguish the lights (as in the powerboat) and ale to guiarte by the GPS... Marta says to you... follows rectum and your you follow and ale the lamppost you ate you jaja that by fiarte of military technology to the civil reach esque not... But already sides the idiots pondran in a future TV in the car and other devices that if they will not be possible to be used... we imagine... the New Opel FUtuRe with Toilet of series... DGT: PROHIBITED CAGAR and/Or TO PISS To the STEERING WHEEL... it distracts and the cars these that are conducted single with clear GPS... you put in a tunnel where there is no cover and already you will say to me... you enter but nonsalts... jajajaja In the end we will return to the model Ford T already you will see... And the Channel of Isabel Second I hope that ahi does not put so many trivialities is left my complaint public. To intention in case the head of the Channel reads... Cámbiame all the faucets in house! that I also me the telephone of emergencies you see that well! good good... me the 112 who is almost better are worth to You? Good friends returning to everything jajaja This cronica to finished and with this and a sponge cake the idiot has cagado and created to pinocho jajaja! Nothing else so far. We will follow in other chapters... (THE JAVI CHRONICLES) Copiright JAF By: Javier To Fernandez